14 Times Snoop Dog Was a National F*cking Treasure

Snoop Dogg isn’t just an iconic rapper who loves that good chronic, he’s a goddamn hero. 

He’s best friends with Martha Stewart, he’s funny, and he doesn’t give a fuck about who really let the dogs out ’cause he’s the OG Snoop Doggy Dogg hailing from Long Beach, CA, and we love him. 

Now raise a glass and sip on that gin and juice, y’all.

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Jake Paul Is Literally The Worst Shitbird On Earth Right Now

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Unless you’re a social media-obsessed tween, there’s a good chance you don’t know who “Jake Paul” is. I envy you – I wish I didn’t know who this obnoxious shitbird was, but sadly I’m all too aware. And if you value your sanity and current state of not-being-insanely-mad-at-idiot-celebrities, it might be in your best interest to click on something more pleasant. Give this a shot.

For those of you who have decided to keep reading, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Jake Paul is a “social media influencer” (ugh) and Disney television star, who boasts a massive online following and the exact kind of attitude you’d expect from a teenager who became way too rich and famous thanks to Vine. That attitude being “unbelievable shithead who is hated by everyone who comes into contact with him.”

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And lately he’s been making life a “living hell” for his new neighbors in West Hollywood – throwing nonstop parties, burning mattresses, and playing host to a nonstop horde of fans and media that have turned the neighborhood into a circus. Just watch this news report, because you really need to see this dude in action to fully appreciate what an asshole he is (and why his neighbors are seeking legal action against him):

It’s hard to pick out what the worst bit was – 

  • Saying it IS a circus, but “everyone loves the circus.”
  • Calling his fans “Jake Paul-ers”
  • Pointing the camera to a pair of shoes and yelling “WHAT ARE THOSE!” like that meme isn’t the DEADEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
  • Just kidding it’s the moment he yelled “Dab!” and then did a quick half-assed dab for no goddamn reason:

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It’s kind of nice – in these politically-divided times, we as a species can all come together and agree on something: Jake Paul is a big ol’ dipshit who sucks and anyone who got famous through Vine deserves to be sent away to an island forever.

And now enjoy this teeth-grindingly awful tweet from Jake Paul to close this out:

At least god bless the KTLA news team for showing off those great shoes:

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14 Tinder Profiles That Are Ruthless as AF

The point of having a dating profile is mainly to attract someone for a date.

These people take a slightly different approach. Much like those fucking freaky deep sea fishes with the light on the head, they draw in prey and then BAM, they destroy instantly.

To be fair though, we’re kind of into it. 

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15 Porn Comments That Were Actually Hilarious

We are still baffled at just who these people are that find the need to comment while presumably masturbating, but kudos to these select few for actually contributing something somewhat entertaining.

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15 Insane Sex Stories About Groupies Who Slept With Their Idols

Sleeping with a famous rock star is something many people fantasize about. But to actually go through with it?

Well that’s a whole oher story, and the people over at /r/AskReddit are willing to share it all.

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Don’t Claim to Be a Fan If You Don’t Know These 16 People

You may call yourself a big fan of hip-hop, politics, modern art, or the Olympics, but just know you’re not a big fan of shit unless you know who about these revolutionaries in their field. Study up, sweetie.

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16 Dummies Who Clearly Do Not Grasp How Things Work

🎶 When you try your best but you don’t succeed 🎶 Everyone laughs at you because you look stupid and dumb and bad! Get smarter!

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